OMG.....he's even fatter than he was at his last appointment.....and he's been on a diet for a year!!!!!!!!!! He weighs 14.5 lbs!!!!!!! How can this be???????
And plus, he hates me. He SCREAMED thru the whole gig. It was AWFUL. I expected the nurse who brought him back to me to be a bloody scratched up mess.....but she said he was just being vocal to assert his authority. Whew. I thought there was going to be a lawsuit. Dear God.
And now they want to clean his teeth....which requires knocking him out. And they want to give him some new vaccination that needs a booster 2-3 weeks later, so I gotta try to schedule that also. Jesu Christo.....Jadn is an extra full time job. A job that hates my guts today. A job that cost $147 today, including a container of DIET FOOD for his TUBBY @SS.
Honestly, I don't know how I can show my face at the docs again if that TUBBY MOFO is going to make such a liar of me.....before they weighed him, I was all like, I'm sure he's at least a little trimmer because I've been really watching his diet. Yeah. The fat bastard....OMG. What a morning.
UPDATE: Kitty must be over his doctor trauma, he graced me with his presence last night in bed, wrapped around my neck so I could breathe his fur up my nose all night. I'm pretty sure we're back to good but I'm not looking forward to telling him about the teeth cleaning gig...
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