DUI

What the heck is up with this? Can't Paris pay someone to driver her drunk ass around town? Couldn't she carpool with Mel Gibson or Haley Joel Osment? Why are all these celebrities driving around loaded? Am I the only one who thinks this is totally nuts? Either get a DD or stay the heck home and get trashed on your patio.

Like I do. Gawd.

Secrets

Post Secret: I love this site. It always makes me feel better to read someone else's secret....it reminds me that my life just ain't that tough.