Items sure NOT to forget or LOSE on next annual family racing / camping weekend:
1) Hammer. As a matter of fact, I'm going to suggest legislation for it to be illegal for me and that kid of mine to leave the Hooterville city limits without a tool kit in the freakin car.
2) Bungie cords, rope, twine or some other m*f*ing fastening devices
3) Extra towels
4) A steamer trunk FULL of dry clothes
5) Crocs or Teva sandals or similar WATERPROOF footwear
6) A First Aid Kit. For God's sake!
7) My freaking TICKET for the freaking RACE.
Good times. Good times.
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