My son will be a junior at OSU in the fall and we've done a lot of driving back and forth to Columbus in the last two years. That's two and a half hours one way (when my son is doing the driving) and three hours back (when I am). Invariably there is at least one flaming asshat driver accompanying us down I-71.
Of course you get your usual assortment of annoying tailgaters and road ragers and little old people hunched over their steering wheels; but there's always at least one driver that you'd like to haul out of their car and throttle on the side of the highway.
So yesterday we were following a guy in the passing lane who would neither pass nor get out of the way. My son was getting more and more frustrated and finally turned to me and said, "Before I make this trip again I swear I'm going to get a piece of cardboard and write WTF on it with a black Sharpie and when I finally get past a jackass like this guy ahead of me I'm going to just hold up my sign as I drive by."
"Hey, I'm pretty sure we could market that," I said.
That kid? He's a clever bastard.
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I think that your sign should really say, "WTF ass hat?" You've provided me with a whole new term to add to my list of interesting profanities. Don't ever let anyone tell you that you haven't changed lives...
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